Tina And The Owl

"Tina" seeks an honest and faithful employee!

Do I wanna make money, blah blah blah blah.....?

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:16:43 PM): sure

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:16:51 PM): Firstly,i will like to know ur asl....(Age,Sex and location) and what you do for a living presently.

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:17:08 PM): on my profile

Why even say "asl" if you're just going to explain what it is anyway?

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:17:55 PM): ok
tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:18:02 PM): am tina, the Deputy Personnal Manager of Rose House Hold Company in Accrington,UK.

Is it just me....or are have they REALLY been busy recruiting suckers...I mean "employees".... these past few weeks? And why do these scammers always say "am so and so"?

Not "I am", just "am". I have issues with lemur-ese.

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:18:23 PM): Hi Tina. Nice to meet you. You're gorgeous.

Where'd you steal that profile pic from?

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:18:53 PM): Thanks a lot

Sheesh. Give a guy pretending to be a girl a compliment and all I get is "Thanks a lot". Pervert Dan thinks he's not gonna pursue Tina too hard.

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:19:09 PM): you bet sweetie. where you from originally?

Sweetie smiley face!

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:20:02 PM): uk
tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:20:03 PM): This company has produced award winning Luggage and Sporting Bags at it's factory in Caumbria for very many years using British materials and still produces their classical range in rugged cotton canvas and leather.

Yeah, you're originally from the UK . Surrrrrrre you are.

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:20:25 PM): sounds great.

Yeah...me and Jessica....oh...my mind's wandering again.....

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:21:04 PM): We also produce standard articles for the promotional, catering, hotel and laundry trades

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:21:23 PM): interesting

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:21:43 PM): We are looking for a representatives who is based in United States, Someone who his Faithful and Honest who will be helping us recieving payments from our customers based in the states

They are looking for a "representatives". A Faithful and Honest "representatives".

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:22:14 PM): got a website hon?

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:24:07 PM): www.rose-household.co.uk
tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:24:18 PM): and can u help to recive payments from our customers?

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:24:31 PM): why not have them mailed directly to you?

Gee, wonder what she's gonna say.

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:24:58 PM): kool
tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:26:20 PM): on agreement they said they can only pay out their payments to some one in the state cos of scarm activities that is spread all over the place coming to the state all the time to recive payments will cost a lot of mony thats why we need a resp to do this and he will get paid by everypayment he colected

What's a "resp"?

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:26:47 PM): that makes sense.
nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:27:10 PM): you can't be too careful these days with all these scams going on.

Truer words were never spoken....

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:27:33 PM): yes so can u help us to recive these payments?

Tina doesn't miss a beat.

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:27:48 PM): sure.
nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:29:33 PM): is that website down?

It wasn't really down....but it only had a front page. Several days later, it still only had a front page.

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:30:02 PM): we just open it and we have not finished on it

If I've said this before and I'll say it again...you CANNOT hire lemurs to design websites for you!

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:30:10 PM): oh okay!
nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:30:22 PM): I hope they devote a nice section to you...so totally hot.

Pervert Dan is failing miserably.....hey, we all have off days!

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:31:37 PM): okso can u do this ?

"Okso"? Is that like "ogbeni"? OH...she meant "ok so". Got it.

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:31:51 PM): sure

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:32:01 PM): kool

Kool? They're going to pay me in cigarettes?

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:32:12 PM): I go to England on vacation often...maybe we could grab lunch next time

Tina ain't into mixing scamming with pleasure.

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:32:44 PM): All you have to do is help us recieve payments from our reliable customers in the united States.These payments will be coming to by Cashiers Check, which are drawn on US Bank and hey will be issued in your Name and send to you as our representatives

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:33:05 PM): sounds easy enough

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:34:12 PM): can u cash a check?

Duh....no I can't...duh...that real hard....

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:34:51 PM): oh that's easy.

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:35:14 PM): PLS ANSWER ME CAN U CASH A CHECK

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:35:43 PM): I DID JUST ANSWER YOU

I wish I could've reached through the screen and strangled this piece of garbage. Fucking asshole starts yelling.....

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:36:04 PM): have u ever cash a check before

No, I'm always paid in pennies. And where's my fucking apology for being yelled at?

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:36:41 PM): so when I said "oh that's easy"......obviously I HAVE cashed a check before.

Don't you understand English? Oh...that's right...you don't.... Apparently, Tina doesn't understand sarcasm either.

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:38:54 PM): ok
tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:39:01 PM): and how much do u cash last?

I don't know how much I "cash last". So mo ba.

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:39:44 PM): beats me. my employer pays me through direct deposit.

Actually, he pays me in Skittles. Taste the rainbow, biatch!

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:42:52 PM): can u recive deposit in ur account?

Recive?

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:43:16 PM): yes....
nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:43:33 PM): but only for my paycheck

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:43:52 PM): ok ic
tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:43:57 PM): are u honest at all?

It's important to find honest and faithful people to steal from.

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:44:06 PM): yes...
nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:44:27 PM): i'm as honest as you are.

More, actually.....

tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:46:03 PM): We are looking for a representatives who is based in United States, Someone who his Faithful and Honest who will be helping us recieving payments from our customers based in the states
tinalove2471 (10/27/2006 10:46:19 PM): If you are interested i would need you to give me your Full Name,Contact Address,Phone Number and your e-mail address so i can send it to my client and he'll issue and the payment to you

There's the faithful and honest crap again..... It's time to end this.

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:46:31 PM): cool
nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:50:17 PM): Tina, do you have a work email address? Certainly Yahoo isn't your work email......
nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 10:50:42 PM): something like tina@rosetextiles.com?

Gee, I guess NOT!

(originally posted 11/02/2006)