Chance Encounters #5

Paula Abdul's fan club gathers for another meeting.

She's amazed. I'm annoyed.

annepoppefun (3/28/2007 2:23:20): you a bot?

nyteowl1963 (3/28/2007 2:23:30 AM): nope

annepoppefun (3/28/2007 2:24:03 AM): wow im amazed lol

nyteowl1963 (3/28/2007 2:24:14 AM): uh, okay.

annepoppefun (3/28/2007 2:24:37 AM): just amazed
annepoppefun (3/28/2007 2:24:50 AM): a/s/l?

nyteowl1963 (3/28/2007 2:25:10 AM): awwwwww, you're not amazed. you're just lazy.

geojr357 returns!

(off line message) geojr357: asl.

nyteowl1963 (2/25/2007 9:13:39 PM): now you're sending me off-line messages? quit PM'ing me. try reading a profile. I hope to jam a screwdrive up your ass someday.

The asshole hasn't PM'd me since. Maybe he finally gets...the...picture!

o ok

snappyntn (3/11/2007 11:16:40 PM): how r you

nyteowl1963 (3/11/2007 11:17:01 PM): fine

snappyntn (3/11/2007 11:17:12 PM): what you up to tonight

nyteowl1963 (3/11/2007 11:17:19 PM): not much.

nyteowl1963 (3/11/2007 11:17:22 PM): cruising around.

snappyntn (3/11/2007 11:17:29 PM): for?

nyteowl1963 (3/11/2007 11:17:45 PM): just cruising around is all.

snappyntn (3/11/2007 11:17:55 PM): o ok
snappyntn (3/11/2007 11:18:38 PM): any luck/

nyteowl1963 (3/11/2007 11:19:28 PM): with what?

snappyntn (3/11/2007 11:19:44 PM): finding nything

nyteowl1963 (3/11/2007 11:19:53 PM): no, not really looking.

snappyntn (3/11/2007 11:20:15 PM): o ok

nyteowl1963 (3/11/2007 11:21:22 PM): you save a lot of time by not typing the letter "a"?

Not much to say. He's pretty much your typical on-line moron. "nything"?

And our winner of this month's idiot award.

First of all, she thinks she's a sugar baby. Of course, that's like waving a piece of raw meat in front of a starving tiger. Second, she had a totally fake pic on her profile. So I decided to fuck around a little. Third, she tried lying to me about where she lived. So time for fun.

Bad me.

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:14:15 AM): good. you?

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:14:22 AM): fine

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:14:28 AM): good.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:14:37 AM): nice pic

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:14:44 AM): thanks. you too.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:14:53 AM): thank you

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:14:59 AM): you're welcome.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:15:10 AM): you have kids

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:15:15 AM): no.
nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:15:16 AM): you?

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:15:20 AM): yes

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:15:30 AM): you married?

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:15:34 AM): yes
sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:15:36 AM): you

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:15:42 AM): yes. 14 years

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:15:57 AM): i have been 9 year

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:16:07 AM): that's cool. where you from?

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:16:13 AM): ga
sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:16:16 AM): you

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:16:38 AM): well, I was kind of going for the city.

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:16:45 AM): GA. now we're even.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:16:48 AM): 16

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:17:08 AM): what?

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:17:23 AM): all my life

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:17:54 AM): you in southern or northern GA?

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:18:17 AM): southern and you

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:18:22 AM): northern. Alpharetta.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:19:16 AM): you so far away

Nice English. "You so far away." "She so stupid." Time to play fuck-fuck!

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:19:28 AM): yeah.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:19:45 AM): yup lol

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:20:17 AM): it's true what they say. it's always location location location.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:20:43 AM): conyers were i am at

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:21:05 AM): I've heard of conyers.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:21:18 AM): it a nice place

it a nice place.

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:21:57 AM): now THAT'S not all that far away.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:22:28 AM): yes it is

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:22:50 AM): about an hour.....

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:23:49 AM): about 3 hours away

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:24:07 AM): they need to update Mapquest then.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:24:20 AM): yes they do

Arrogant idiot.

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:24:37 AM): way off.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:24:51 AM): i dont know

Don't know what? How to tie your shoes?

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:25:04 AM): yeah. they say you're only about fifty some minutes south.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:26:18 AM): so what you up so later for

"What you up so later for"? WHAT?

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:26:27 AM): just surfing around.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:26:46 AM): where your wife at

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:26:54 AM): and the city government site for Conyers must also be wrong. It also says you're only about an hour away. Perhaps you should call them and correct them.

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:27:10): Seems like that'd be a civic minded kind of thing to do. And call Mapquest while you're at it. And quit fucking feeding me a line of bullshit.

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:27:24): Hello? You calling them now?

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:28:16 AM): Are you Paula Abdul?

It's one thing to lie to somebody, but come ON. Shit like that is VERY easy to check.



Ah....and sir Thomas.....

thomas_watkins42: where is the adults?

nyteowl1963 (3/28/2007 6:11:26 PM): hello. you left me an offline message.
nyteowl1963 (3/28/2007 6:12:10 PM): thomas_watkins42: where is the adults?
nyteowl1963 (3/28/2007 6:15:57 PM): what's THAT about? aside from being grammatically incorrect.
nyteowl1963 (3/28/2007 6:16:10 PM): Randy? Randy Jackson?