The Return--And End--Of Shannon

You remember Shannon? So mo ba? From Rose Textiles? The "Florida" girl who thought Atlanta was a nightclub? Well, we finally had it out! Shockingly, we were not compatible. I wanted her body, and she wanted my check account. She didn't even want to be my sugar baby! Oh well, it's certainly nice to have closure.

sweetlady_33415 (10/25/2006 2:36:26 AM): hello

Dumbass just doesn't get it.

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 2:38:26 AM): oh hello

sweetlady_33415 (10/25/2006 2:39:11 AM): how are u doing today

I WAS doing just fine.

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 2:39:22 AM): fine...how are you?

Not in jail yet? Pity.

sweetlady_33415 (10/25/2006 2:40:31 AM): im fine
sweetlady_33415 (10/25/2006 2:41:01 AM): i want to discuss something with u

Finally. Maybe she'll blast Pervert Dan! Bring it ON, Shannon!

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 2:41:13 AM): sure.

sweetlady_33415 (10/25/2006 2:41:24 AM): kool
sweetlady_33415 (10/25/2006 2:41:39 AM): i want you to help me sell some pacakges

Oh for crying out....a different scam?

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 2:42:04 AM): I dunno shannon......

sweetlady_33415 (10/25/2006 2:42:23 AM): answer me

Did this bitch just say what I think she said?

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 2:42:35 AM): EXCUSE ME? is that an ORDER??????

sweetlady_33415 (10/25/2006 2:42:56 AM): nop

"Nop"???? That's right, back off scumbag! Maybe from now on, we should refer to people like Shannon as "SCAMbags".

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 2:43:21 AM): shannon, I was talking to you the other night....and you disappeared...wouldn't answer my questions.

It's time to set thing straight in this relationship! I want a committment!

sweetlady_33415 (10/25/2006 2:43:49 AM): im here now

No shit? Really?

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 2:44:12 AM): you were there then too. I was trying to see about you and me getting together....
nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 2:44:16 AM): having some fun.
nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 2:47:10 AM): if we can work together....why not sleep together?

There! I said it! I put it out there!

sweetlady_33415 (10/25/2006 2:48:19 AM): nop
sweetlady_33415 (10/25/2006 2:48:26 AM): im not a prostitute

Bang Bang! She shot me down! Bang Bang! But when did I ever offer her money for sex? Yeah, I could see how that would offend her. Money for sex is wrong, but scamming people out of money isn't. Interesting little world these people reside in.

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 2:48:47 AM): hey, I wasn't offering to pay you for it. Get real.

In fact, SHE should pay ME!

sweetlady_33415 (10/25/2006 2:49:48 AM): ok

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 2:50:25 AM): just some mutually beneficial fun.

Ye ole "moan and groan".

sweetlady_33415 (10/25/2006 2:50:57 AM): ok

Ok. Ok. Ok. Ok. So mo ba! Obgeni! Motilo!

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 2:52:00 AM): I'm just attracted to you....you're beautiful, smart....lots of things I like...that turn me on.
nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 2:58:22 AM): it could be wonderful.

In the end, I guess Shannon and I never would've worked out. She was all about business and I was all about her body. Oh well.

(originally posted 10/28/2006)