Chance Encounters #7

This is Dagmar Midcap. She's on a local morning show here in Atlanta. I want to have her baby. I'd also love to have ear-splitting sex with her.

chuttaimran

chuttaimran (10/22/2007 4:10:42 AM): h r u

D G (10/22/2007 4:10:46 AM): what?

chuttaimran (10/22/2007 4:11:09 AM): how r u

D G (10/22/2007 4:11:20 AM): fine

chuttaimran (10/22/2007 4:11:31 AM): u from

D G (10/22/2007 4:11:41 AM): on profile

chuttaimran (10/22/2007 4:12:34 AM): opan u r cam

D G (10/22/2007 4:12:40 AM): I don't take orders

chuttaimran (10/22/2007 4:13:00 AM): ok

elsie_cas

D G (11/29/2007 10:45:50 PM): hello

elsie_cas (11/29/2007 10:46:02 PM): asl?

D G (11/29/2007 10:46:05 PM): what about it?

fever200436

D G (10/26/2007 1:00:16 AM): hello

fever200436 (10/26/2007 1:01:06 AM): 26f vietnam

D G (10/26/2007 1:01:25 AM): 44, male, US

fever200436 (10/26/2007 1:02:06 AM): im single

D G (10/26/2007 1:02:20 AM): married

fever200436 (10/26/2007 1:02:31 AM): bye then

D G (10/26/2007 1:02:59 AM): you could've found that out by actually taking the time to look at my profile. Then again, that actually might've taken something we call "effort".

jambils_74

D G (11/18/2007 2:19:39 AM): hello.

jambils_74 (11/18/2007 2:21:39 AM): IF U DONT MIND, ASL PLS

D G (11/18/2007 2:22:08 AM): ON MY PROFILE AND STOP SHOUTING "PLS".

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jambils_74 (11/18/2007 2:23:06 AM): i havent seen it

D G (11/18/2007 2:23:33 AM): haven't seen what? the inside of an educational institution?

james_anderson77777

james_anderson77777 (11/27/2007 1:52:04 AM): hi.

D G (11/27/2007 1:52:08 AM): hello

james_anderson77777 (11/27/2007 1:52:20 AM): hi
james_anderson77777 (11/27/2007 1:52:22 AM): asl plz

D G (11/27/2007 1:53:34 AM): One, how many times you going to say hi? and two DON'T BUZZ ME!.
D G (11/27/2007 1:53:40 AM): my "asl" is on my profile. Try looking at one, "PLZ".

jbd_me963

D G (12/4/2007 5:02:57 AM): hi.

jbd_me963 (12/4/2007 5:03:09 AM): hi
jbd_me963 (12/4/2007 5:03:11 AM): asl

D G (12/4/2007 5:03:15 AM): profile.

jbd_me963 (12/4/2007 5:03:22 AM): urs
jbd_me963 (12/4/2007 5:03:24 AM): ?

D G (12/4/2007 5:03:30 AM): What did I just say? On my profile. and "urs"? What?

jbd_me963 (12/4/2007 5:04:02 AM): ok

jber_ky_06

D G (11/4/2007 2:10:01 AM): hi

jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:10:11 AM): hello
jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:10:21 AM): how you doin

D G (11/4/2007 2:10:32 AM): fine. you?

jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:10:41 AM): am ok
jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:10:43 AM): you from

D G (11/4/2007 2:10:59 AM): US

jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:11:22 AM): oh ok...
jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:11:25 AM): farrrrrrrrrrrrr
jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:11:33 AM): anyway just nice talks

D G (11/4/2007 2:11:39 AM): uh, okay.

jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:12:17 AM): by the way am female
jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:12:18 AM): and you

D G (11/4/2007 2:12:21 AM): male

jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:12:30 AM): you have pic

D G (11/4/2007 2:12:43 AM): yes. you?
jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:12:49 AM): yeah
D G (11/4/2007 2:13:02 AM): mine's on my profile.

jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:13:06 AM): me too
jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:13:13 AM): but photo sharing will do
jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:13:15 AM): could you

D G (11/4/2007 2:13:44 AM): I don't have it on my computer anymore. you'll have to check my profile.

jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:14:08 AM): i never mind
jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:14:09 AM): it's ok

D G (11/4/2007 2:14:45 AM): just hit actions, contact options, view profile.

jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:15:11 AM):
jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:15:14 AM): thanks

D G (11/4/2007 2:17:09 AM): yeah, sure whatever.

jber_ky_06 (11/4/2007 2:17:15 AM): yeah

kitkat_unodos

D G (10/22/2007 4:54:02 AM): hello

kitkat_unodos (10/22/2007 4:54:12 AM): asl pls

D G (10/22/2007 4:54:19 AM): profile

kitkat_unodos (10/22/2007 4:55:18 AM): can u tell me ur asl pls

D G (10/22/2007 4:56:49 AM): On. My. Profile.

kitkat_unodos (10/22/2007 4:57:05 AM): ok then
kitkat_unodos (10/22/2007 4:58:19 AM): ok it seems u r not interested thanks

D G (10/22/2007 4:58:40 AM): ok it seem "u" "r" not intelligent enough to even do that. you're welcome.

oral1specialist3

D G (11/18/2007 1:53:07 AM): ure
D G (11/18/2007 1:53:09 AM): sure

oral1specialist3 (11/18/2007 1:53:29 AM): Well, upfront I'm male. Told I do a great job, real or chat. Ever had a blowjob from a man?

D G (11/18/2007 1:53:39 AM): If you're male upfront, what are you in back?

D G (11/18/2007 1:54:10 AM): What happened to the first two oral1specalists?

sweetieshe_28

D G (11/30/2007 2:21:40 AM): why are you buzzing me? Do not do that. It's rude.

sweetieshe_28 (11/30/2007 2:23:24 AM): ASL

D G (11/30/2007 2:23:54 AM): profile.

sweetieshe_28 (11/30/2007 2:24:05 AM): U FIRST

D G (11/30/2007 2:24:30 AM): me first WHAT? I just told you to look at my profile if you wanted my "asl".

sweetieshe_28 (11/30/2007 2:24:49 AM): K

D G (11/30/2007 2:24:30 AM): AND YOUR CAP KEY IS ON THE RIGHT, ROCKET SCIENTIST.

tgomashie

tgomashie (11/30/2007 2:34:40 AM): how r u?

D G (11/30/2007 2:34:45 AM): what?

tgomashie (11/30/2007 2:35:23 AM): how are you doing?

D G (11/30/2007 2:35:27 AM): oh. okay.

tgomashie (11/30/2007 2:35:57 AM): alright
tgomashie (11/30/2007 2:36:00 AM): where r u from?

D G (11/30/2007 2:36:29 AM): all that info is on my profile.
D G (11/30/2007 2:47:50 AM): why are you buzzing me?????

tgomashie (11/30/2007 2:48:04 AM): u r so quiet dear
tgomashie (11/30/2007 2:48:07 AM): r u mad at me?

D G (11/30/2007 2:48:24 AM): uh, I will be if "u" going to keep buzzing me.

tgomashie (11/30/2007 2:48:41 AM): ok
tgomashie (11/30/2007 2:48:44 AM): i'm sorry ok

D G (11/30/2007 2:49:12 AM): and I was the last one to say anything. I told you to look at my profile if you wanted my information.

the_matrix201042000

D G (12/6/2007 5:06:02 AM): hi

the_matrix201042000 (12/6/2007 5:06:09 AM): how r u

D G (12/6/2007 5:06:16 AM): I r fine.

the_matrix201042000 (12/6/2007 5:06:30 AM): isl

D G (12/6/2007 5:06:39 AM): isl? You can't even spell asl??????

xbodrum

D G (12/6/2007 3:46:50 AM): hi

xbodrum (12/6/2007 3:46:56 AM): how r u?

D G (12/6/2007 3:47:01 AM): fine.
D G (12/6/2007 3:47:06 AM): you?

xbodrum (12/6/2007 3:47:12 AM): thnks

D G (12/6/2007 3:47:16 AM): what?

xbodrum (12/6/2007 3:47:19 AM): 29 m turkey
xbodrum (12/6/2007 3:47:20 AM): u?

D G (12/6/2007 3:47:25 AM): on profile.

xbodrum (12/6/2007 3:47:51 AM): where r u from?

D G (12/6/2007 3:48:07 AM): what did I just say? Are "r" "u" getting me?

And this entry's winner.....alisa smith

D G (11/4/2007 3:11:03 AM): don't. buzz. me.
D G (11/4/2007 3:16:52 AM): and you're not from the United States.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:17:16 AM): what did u mean by saying that to me
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:17:26 AM): did u hate

D G (11/4/2007 3:17:32 AM): because you're not from the US.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:17:48 AM): or u know me some where else before??
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:17:54 AM): why did u said that
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:18:03 AM): i hate u saying that
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:18:12 AM): pls think of me

D G (11/4/2007 3:18:14 AM): no, but I can tell when somebody's first language isn't English.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:18:16 AM): ok
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:18:33 AM): ??
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:18:39 AM): how did u mean??

D G (11/4/2007 3:18:53 AM): if I came in and spoke your country's language you'd be able to tell. I can tell you're first language is not English.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:19:31 AM): oh is that what u mean??
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:19:46 AM): i spoke to u in spanish

D G (11/4/2007 3:19:48 AM): yes

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:20:08 AM): did u understand spanish

D G (11/4/2007 3:20:25 AM): no, you spoke to me in English. scroll up and see.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:20:46 AM): i know
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:21:21 AM): i spoke to u english at the first time i buzz u
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:21:42 AM): i now later spoke in spanish

D G (11/4/2007 3:22:11 AM): well, you haven't spoken in Spanish to me at all.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:23:02 AM): what can we talk about ?/
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:23:06 AM): what did u like for fun??

D G (11/4/2007 3:23:13 AM): lots of things

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:23:27 AM): ok
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:23:32 AM): like how??

D G (11/4/2007 3:23:40 AM): most are related to sex.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:24:15 AM): ummmmmmmm

D G (11/4/2007 3:24:45 AM): a lot of my free time is spent with my wife and the rest with my girlfriends.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:26:13 AM): ok
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:26:25 AM): what did u like in woman??

D G (11/4/2007 3:26:37 AM): love everything about them.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:27:28 AM): really

D G (11/4/2007 3:28:10 AM): oh yeah. I have a high sex drive, so it's easy to keep up with them.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:28:46 AM): ok
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:29:01 AM): are still living with ur wife??

D G (11/4/2007 3:29:29 AM): oh yeah. she works alot of hours so I need my girlfriends for obvious reasons.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:30:28 AM): but rigth now am not in the state

D G (11/4/2007 3:30:48 AM): yeah, that's too bad.
D G (11/4/2007 3:31:05 AM): what do you look like, baby?

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:31:10 AM): that's why am here
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:31:20 AM): like an angel
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:31:24 AM): and u??

D G (11/4/2007 3:31:33 AM): I'm pretty good looking.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:31:52 AM): yw

D G (11/4/2007 3:32:01 AM): yeah

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:32:08 AM): ok
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:32:21 AM): but i will need ur help back to state

D G (11/4/2007 3:32:49 AM): yeah, I would, but all of our liquid assets are tied up. sorry.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:32:52 AM): and i don't know how u are going to feel about this if i tell u

D G (11/4/2007 3:33:10 AM): probably indifferent, but go ahead.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:33:29 AM): ok
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:34:45 AM): I like spending time close to the water. I like talking walks in the forest. I like meeting my friends and watch some good film. I like going to restaurants. There is so much what I like. Something I really would like is to spoil you with love and tenderness.....I love dishes with meat

D G (11/4/2007 3:35:11 AM): you like sex?

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:35:26 AM): yeah

D G (11/4/2007 3:35:35 AM): yeah, so do I.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:35:45 AM): I hope that you are not vegetarian, because that maybe wouldn't be such a good match. I want to surprise you and cook nice things for you.I am a optimistic person
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:35:49 AM): ok

D G (11/4/2007 3:36:08 AM): you don't have to worry about cooking.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:37:03 AM): why??

D G (11/4/2007 3:37:37 AM): because I can cook. I'm almost as good at cooking as I am at fucking.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:38:07 AM): lol
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:38:09 AM): really

D G (11/4/2007 3:38:14 AM): uh huh
D G (11/4/2007 3:42:32 AM): you still there, baby?

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:47:20 AM): Yea

D G (11/4/2007 3:47:46 AM): okay
D G (11/4/2007 3:48:43 AM): didn't want you to run off....

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:49:30 AM): how do u mean??

D G (11/4/2007 3:49:48 AM): oh, just didn't want you to leave. I like talking to you.

alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:50:04 AM): brb
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:50:07 AM): pls
alisa smith (11/4/2007 3:50:18 AM): cau add me to ur friend list??

D G (11/4/2007 3:50:43 AM): yes. I'd love to. I feel so close to you, sweetheart.....so close...

alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:09:05 PM): Hello

D G (11/5/2007 5:09:08 PM): hello

alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:09:40 PM): How are u doing today?

D G (11/5/2007 5:09:45 PM): fine. you?

alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:10:03 PM): not ok
alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:10:12 PM): where have u been since all this days
alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:10:17 PM): ??

D G (11/5/2007 5:10:51 PM): I've been around.

alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:11:09 PM): but u don't come online
alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:11:12 PM): why

D G (11/5/2007 5:11:27 PM): I was on-line yesterday

alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:11:30 PM): i have been looking forward to talk with u

D G (11/5/2007 5:11:40 PM): and the day before.

alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:11:59 PM): Oh sorry they din't allow me to use the computer yesterday

D G (11/5/2007 5:12:25 PM): no problem

alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:12:49 PM): OK
alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:12:54 PM): have u forgoten about me

D G (11/5/2007 5:12:58 PM): not at all

alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:13:28 PM): ok
alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:13:47 PM): cos i was just wonring why u don't even bother about me

D G (11/5/2007 5:14:28 PM): bother about you?

alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:15:06 PM): u know what i mean
alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:15:19 PM): i told about stucked in africa

D G (11/5/2007 5:15:31 PM): yeah, you did.

alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:16:00 PM): thats what i mean
alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:16:08 PM): i thought u forgot about me
alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:17:16 PM): Hello

D G (11/5/2007 5:17:20 PM): no, i hadn't

alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:18:53 PM): so then i need ur help
alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:18:59 PM): to get the hell out of here

D G (11/5/2007 5:19:06 PM): oh, well if its money, I can't help.

alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:19:08 PM): am dieing here
alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:19:26 PM): but why cant u get me out of here

D G (11/5/2007 5:19:44 PM): because I don't have money to send to you.

alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:19:55 PM): ok

D G (11/5/2007 5:20:24 PM): you'll have to try someone else.

alisa smith (11/5/2007 5:20:39 PM): brb

D G (11/5/2007 5:20:41 PM): sure.

D G (11/5/2007 5:21:15 PM): Darling? Sweetums?

Chance Encounters #6

cathyrut (7/5/2007 4:24:05 AM): hello

D G (7/5/2007 4:24:10 AM): hello

cathyrut (7/5/2007 4:24:22 AM): asl

D G (7/5/2007 4:24:33 AM): on profile.

cathyrut (7/5/2007 4:25:41 AM): you r as old as my mom

cathyrut (7/5/2007 4:25:46 AM): im 20

D G (7/5/2007 4:25:59 AM): wow. being called old is really nice.

cathyrut (7/5/2007 4:26:06 AM): why

D G (7/5/2007 4:26:12 AM): aren't the Teletubbies on yet, sweetums?

Amazing that somebody could achieve her level of stupidity at 20 years of age.

irishlug (6/22/2007 12:35:21 AM): asl

D G (6/22/2007 12:35:32 AM): profile

irishlug (6/22/2007 12:38:19 AM): im 25 f philipina,looking for aserious goodhearted man who are interested to merry apilipina if u have known some there kindly give them my email lumbia@yahoo.com

D G (6/22/2007 12:38:42 AM): sure, no problem, whatever.

irishlug(6/22/2007 12:39:16 AM): thank you friend hope u can help me.

D G (6/22/2007 12:39:48 AM): yeah, I'll do my best.

Do I LOOK like a fucking dating service?

Chance Encounters #5

Paula Abdul's fan club gathers for another meeting.

She's amazed. I'm annoyed.

annepoppefun (3/28/2007 2:23:20): you a bot?

nyteowl1963 (3/28/2007 2:23:30 AM): nope

annepoppefun (3/28/2007 2:24:03 AM): wow im amazed lol

nyteowl1963 (3/28/2007 2:24:14 AM): uh, okay.

annepoppefun (3/28/2007 2:24:37 AM): just amazed
annepoppefun (3/28/2007 2:24:50 AM): a/s/l?

nyteowl1963 (3/28/2007 2:25:10 AM): awwwwww, you're not amazed. you're just lazy.

geojr357 returns!

(off line message) geojr357: asl.

nyteowl1963 (2/25/2007 9:13:39 PM): now you're sending me off-line messages? quit PM'ing me. try reading a profile. I hope to jam a screwdrive up your ass someday.

The asshole hasn't PM'd me since. Maybe he finally gets...the...picture!

o ok

snappyntn (3/11/2007 11:16:40 PM): how r you

nyteowl1963 (3/11/2007 11:17:01 PM): fine

snappyntn (3/11/2007 11:17:12 PM): what you up to tonight

nyteowl1963 (3/11/2007 11:17:19 PM): not much.

nyteowl1963 (3/11/2007 11:17:22 PM): cruising around.

snappyntn (3/11/2007 11:17:29 PM): for?

nyteowl1963 (3/11/2007 11:17:45 PM): just cruising around is all.

snappyntn (3/11/2007 11:17:55 PM): o ok
snappyntn (3/11/2007 11:18:38 PM): any luck/

nyteowl1963 (3/11/2007 11:19:28 PM): with what?

snappyntn (3/11/2007 11:19:44 PM): finding nything

nyteowl1963 (3/11/2007 11:19:53 PM): no, not really looking.

snappyntn (3/11/2007 11:20:15 PM): o ok

nyteowl1963 (3/11/2007 11:21:22 PM): you save a lot of time by not typing the letter "a"?

Not much to say. He's pretty much your typical on-line moron. "nything"?

And our winner of this month's idiot award.

First of all, she thinks she's a sugar baby. Of course, that's like waving a piece of raw meat in front of a starving tiger. Second, she had a totally fake pic on her profile. So I decided to fuck around a little. Third, she tried lying to me about where she lived. So time for fun.

Bad me.

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:14:15 AM): good. you?

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:14:22 AM): fine

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:14:28 AM): good.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:14:37 AM): nice pic

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:14:44 AM): thanks. you too.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:14:53 AM): thank you

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:14:59 AM): you're welcome.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:15:10 AM): you have kids

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:15:15 AM): no.
nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:15:16 AM): you?

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:15:20 AM): yes

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:15:30 AM): you married?

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:15:34 AM): yes
sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:15:36 AM): you

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:15:42 AM): yes. 14 years

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:15:57 AM): i have been 9 year

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:16:07 AM): that's cool. where you from?

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:16:13 AM): ga
sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:16:16 AM): you

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:16:38 AM): well, I was kind of going for the city.

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:16:45 AM): GA. now we're even.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:16:48 AM): 16

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:17:08 AM): what?

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:17:23 AM): all my life

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:17:54 AM): you in southern or northern GA?

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:18:17 AM): southern and you

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:18:22 AM): northern. Alpharetta.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:19:16 AM): you so far away

Nice English. "You so far away." "She so stupid." Time to play fuck-fuck!

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:19:28 AM): yeah.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:19:45 AM): yup lol

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:20:17 AM): it's true what they say. it's always location location location.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:20:43 AM): conyers were i am at

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:21:05 AM): I've heard of conyers.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:21:18 AM): it a nice place

it a nice place.

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:21:57 AM): now THAT'S not all that far away.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:22:28 AM): yes it is

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:22:50 AM): about an hour.....

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:23:49 AM): about 3 hours away

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:24:07 AM): they need to update Mapquest then.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:24:20 AM): yes they do

Arrogant idiot.

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:24:37 AM): way off.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:24:51 AM): i dont know

Don't know what? How to tie your shoes?

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:25:04 AM): yeah. they say you're only about fifty some minutes south.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:26:18 AM): so what you up so later for

"What you up so later for"? WHAT?

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:26:27 AM): just surfing around.

sugar_baby3338 (3/25/2007 12:26:46 AM): where your wife at

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:26:54 AM): and the city government site for Conyers must also be wrong. It also says you're only about an hour away. Perhaps you should call them and correct them.

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:27:10): Seems like that'd be a civic minded kind of thing to do. And call Mapquest while you're at it. And quit fucking feeding me a line of bullshit.

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:27:24): Hello? You calling them now?

nyteowl1963 (3/25/2007 12:28:16 AM): Are you Paula Abdul?

It's one thing to lie to somebody, but come ON. Shit like that is VERY easy to check.



Ah....and sir Thomas.....

thomas_watkins42: where is the adults?

nyteowl1963 (3/28/2007 6:11:26 PM): hello. you left me an offline message.
nyteowl1963 (3/28/2007 6:12:10 PM): thomas_watkins42: where is the adults?
nyteowl1963 (3/28/2007 6:15:57 PM): what's THAT about? aside from being grammatically incorrect.
nyteowl1963 (3/28/2007 6:16:10 PM): Randy? Randy Jackson?

Chance Encounters #4

I'll be there for youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu.......

nyteowl1963 (2/11/2007 2:26:25 AM): hi

alna_shuddot (2/11/2007 2:27:07 AM): hw r u?

nyteowl1963 (2/11/2007 2:27:15 AM): fine. how are you?

alna_shuddot (2/11/2007 2:29:49 AM): fyn 2.asl?

nyteowl1963 (2/11/2007 2:30:33 AM): on profile.

alna_shuddot (2/11/2007 2:35:00 AM): wer u frm?

nyteowl1963 (2/11/2007 2:35:14 AM): why did you try to add me to your buddy list?

alna_shuddot (2/11/2007 2:36:50 AM): m looking 4 friend

nyteowl1963 (2/11/2007 2:36:55 AM): really? I'm looking for adversaries.

An old friend returns.....

Wednesday......

nyteowl1963 (2/7/2007 12:50:03 AM): hey

geojr357 (2/7/2007 12:50:07 AM): you in Ga?

nyteowl1963 (2/7/2007 12:50:14 AM): yeah

geojr357 (2/7/2007 12:50:20 AM): N or S?

nyteowl1963 (2/7/2007 12:50:47 AM): I believe I've already told you that two or three times in the past.

Thursday.....

geojr357 (2/8/2007 11:45:03 PM): hello

nyteowl1963 (2/8/2007 11:45:11 PM): hello

geojr357 (2/8/2007 11:45:16 PM): location

nyteowl1963 (2/8/2007 11:45:54 PM): GA

geojr357 (2/8/2007 11:46:02 PM): what city

nyteowl1963 (2/8/2007 11:46:21 PM): does your mommy know you're on her computer?

And a couple of weeks later.....

geojr357 (2/19/2007 12:19:18 AM): howdy
geojr357 (2/19/2007 12:19:26 AM): location on Ga?

nyteowl1963 (2/8/2007 12:19:35 AM): go away. nobody can be this stupid.

I give him answer fast.

nyteowl1963 (2/10/2007 3:38:20 AM): profile.

kk80_2006 (2/10/2007 3:39:39 AM): m 26

nyteowl1963 (2/10/2007 3:40:27 AM): don't buzz me.

kk80_2006 (2/10/2007 3:41:04 AM): u give me answer fast

nyteowl1963 (2/10/2007 3:41:31 AM): I don't have to give you anything, you fucking idiot. how about I put my foot straight up your ass fast?

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........

nyteowl1963 (2/18/2007 11:05:35 PM): profile.

wankstax34 (2/18/2007 11:05:39 PM): im 14 f

nyteowl1963 (2/18/2007 11:06:00 PM): heh. yeah, okay. go away now, I'm 43.

wankstax34 (2/18/2007 11:06:12 PM): i like oolder

nyteowl1963 (2/18/2007 11:06:20 PM): older what?

wankstax34 (2/18/2007 11:06:29 PM): u like younger

nyteowl1963 (2/18/2007 11:07:00 PM): go here: www.backstreetboys.com.

Ah, more job problems.....

kristi_looking (1/17/2007 11:08:16 PM): hello
kristi_looking (1/17/2007 11:08:19 PM): r u there?
kristi_looking (1/17/2007 11:08:20 PM):

nyteowl1963 (1/17/2007 11:31:14 PM): don't fucking buzz me.

kristi_looking (1/17/2007 11:32:25 PM): hello

nyteowl1963 (1/17/2007 11:32:34 PM): hello

kristi_looking (1/17/2007 11:40:27 PM): hello

nyteowl1963 (1/17/2007 11:40:31 PM): hello. I think we've covered this now.....

kristi_looking (1/17/2007 11:40:49 PM): how r u ?

nyteowl1963 (1/17/2007 11:41:00 PM): good. you?

kristi_looking (1/17/2007 11:42:26 PM): i have some problem with my job

nyteowl1963 (1/17/2007 11:42:54 PM): and you want me to fill out a form?

kristi_looking (1/17/2007 11:43:16 PM): u know that?

nyteowl1963 (1/17/2007 11:43:25 PM): university of phoenix?

kristi_looking (1/17/2007 11:43:38 PM): yes

nyteowl1963 (1/17/2007 11:44:01 PM): and then I fill out the form and send you the information after I submit everything?

kristi_looking (1/17/2007 11:44:24 PM): ok when u fill that?

nyteowl1963 (1/17/2007 11:44:42 PM): I've been approached to do this several times.

kristi_looking (1/17/2007 11:45:55 PM): can u fill that form with ur any friends info?

nyteowl1963 (1/17/2007 11:46:13 PM): uh.....you want their credit card numbers too?

kristi_looking (1/17/2007 11:46:58 PM): can u try again for me plz?

nyteowl1963 (1/17/2007 11:47:16 PM): again? no.

kristi_looking (1/17/2007 11:48:02 PM): can u help me now?

nyteowl1963 (1/17/2007 11:48:16 PM): I could, but quite frankly, I'm sick of you assholes.

Chance Encounters #3

Settle down....this will only hurt for an hour.

The owl is accosted by an insane person.

nyteowl1963 (1/3/2007 1:44:01 AM): uhhhhhhhhhhh.....what?

aebabigrl225 (1/3/2007 1:44:22 AM): te ajaa nto haastaa Suomi

nyteowl1963 (1/3/2007 1:44:32 AM): really?

aebabigrl225 (1/3/2007 1:44:42 AM): asl

nyteowl1963 (1/3/2007 1:44:48 AM): on profile.

aebabigrl225 (1/3/2007 1:45:15 AM): ok

nyteowl1963 (1/3/2007 1:45:20 AM): I see that you're bilingual. How nice.

Brandon wants some action.

nyteowl1963 (1/19/2007 3:13:18 AM): hello

brandon_15152000 (1/19/2007 3:13:26 AM): how r u

nyteowl1963 (1/19/2007 3:13:33 AM): good.

brandon_15152000 (1/19/2007 3:13:44 AM): may i ask where in ga u from

nyteowl1963 (1/19/2007 3:13:57 AM): I from northern GA.

brandon_15152000 (1/19/2007 3:14:13 AM): cool brandon_15152000 (1/19/2007 3:14:14 AM): u alone

nyteowl1963 (1/19/2007 3:14:20 AM): why? that's none of your concern.

brandon_15152000 (1/19/2007 3:14:32 AM): just asking

nyteowl1963 (1/19/2007 3:14:56 AM): yes, I'm aware of what a questions is.

brandon_15152000 (1/19/2007 3:15:26 AM): wife home with ya

nyteowl1963 (1/19/2007 3:16:18 AM): yeah, like SHE'S any of your business either.

brandon_15152000 (1/19/2007 3:16:25 AM): u have a cam

nyteowl1963 (1/19/2007 3:16:37 AM): yeah

brandon_15152000 (1/19/2007 3:16:42 AM): cool
brandon_15152000 (1/19/2007 3:16:45 AM): may i see u on cam

nyteowl1963 (1/19/2007 3:17:05 AM): I don't have it hooked up.

brandon_15152000 (1/19/2007 3:17:10 AM): oh ok
brandon_15152000 (1/19/2007 3:17:14 AM): does wife get on cam

nyteowl1963 (1/19/2007 3:17:18 AM): no. It's not hooked up.

brandon_15152000 (1/19/2007 3:17:27 AM): cool
brandon_15152000 (1/19/2007 3:17:30 AM): u into guys

nyteowl1963 (1/19/2007 3:17:35 AM): no

brandon_15152000 (1/19/2007 3:17:50 AM): u and wife ever do 3sum's

nyteowl1963 (1/19/2007 3:17:57 AM): no

brandon_15152000 (1/19/2007 3:18:49 AM): would u

nyteowl1963 (1/19/2007 3:19:01 AM): no nyteowl1963 (1/19/2007 3:21:15 AM): got any more questions there?

Canton wants to look and stuff.

nyteowl1963 (1/11/2007 1:10:41 AM): not much

cantonmale26 (1/11/2007 1:10:49 AM): u having a good nite?

nyteowl1963 (1/11/2007 1:11:03 AM): yes...you?

cantonmale26 (1/11/2007 1:11:06 AM): yeah
cantonmale26 (1/11/2007 1:11:08 AM): can i view ur cam please? cantonmale26 (1/11/2007 1:11:10 AM): where in ga are u?

nyteowl1963 (1/11/2007 1:11:17 AM): alpharetta

cantonmale26 (1/11/2007 1:11:19 AM): cool
cantonmale26 (1/11/2007 1:11:27 AM): may i view?

nyteowl1963 (1/11/2007 1:11:31 AM): view what?

A second pls....

nyteowl1963 (1/11/2007 6:17:35 AM): hi

celloptions (1/11/2007 6:17:48 AM): hows your surfing?

nyteowl1963 (1/11/2007 6:18:10 AM): good....

celloptions (1/11/2007 6:18:32 AM): okay
celloptions (1/11/2007 6:18:43 AM): a second pls

nyteowl1963 (1/11/2007 6:26:56 AM): okay then. nyteowl1963 (1/11/2007 6:36:56 AM): man, this is one long "second"

Geo37 needs some memory enhancement exercises.

Sunday:

nyteowl1963 (1/14/2007 2:31:12 AM): GA

geojr357 (1/14/2007 2:31:39 AM): south?

nyteowl1963 (1/14/2007 2:31:44): shall rise again?

Tuesday:

geojr357 (1/16/2007 1:51:42 AM): you from south Ga?

nyteowl1963 (1/16/2007 1:51:48 AM): no, but I saw it on tv once.

geojr357 (1/16/2007 1:51:55 AM): k

Saturday:

geojr357 (1/20/2007 1:31:10 AM): you a nite owl?

nyteowl1963 (1/20/2007 1:31:13 AM): yes

geojr357 (1/20/2007 1:31:22 AM): I love it too
geojr357 (1/20/2007 1:31:30 AM): where you located?
geojr357 (1/20/2007 1:31:56 AM): oh yes I am male too, still wanna chat?

nyteowl1963 (1/20/2007 1:32:07 AM): I would, but I think you'd forget about the conversation two minutes after it ended.

Arlo, is that you?

nyteowl1963 (1/10/2007 4:36:30 AM): why did you buzz me?

guthi (1/10/2007 4:37:15 AM): i didntn give u buss
gguthi (1/10/2007 4:37:17 AM): asl plz

nyteowl1963 (1/10/2007 4:37:42 AM): yes you did. I walked away from my computer for a few minutes, came back, and saw that you had done that.
nyteowl1963 (1/10/2007 4:37:44 AM): on profile.

gguthi (1/10/2007 4:37:53 AM): tell me asl

nyteowl1963 (1/10/2007 4:38:10 AM): no. on my profile. what don't you understand about that statement???? nyteowl1963 (1/10/2997 4:38:25 AM): Are you Arlo Guthrie, famous folk singer? Good morning America, how are ya? Don't you know me I your nativeeeeee son!

Nancy_luv the owl!

nyteowl1963 (1/10/2007 2:57:09 AM): all on profile.

nancy_luv_40 (1/10/2007 2:57:21 AM): nice to meet u

nyteowl1963 (1/10/2007 2:57:35 AM): likewise

nancy_luv_40 (1/10/2007 2:57:58 AM): what is ur real name and age and where are u from

nyteowl1963 (1/10/2007 2:58:31 AM): want my social security number too?

Is it ozzychrono or ozzyCHRONIC?

nyteowl1963 (12/31/2006 4:00:57 AM): hi

ozzychrono (12/31/2006 4:01:01 AM): how are u?

nyteowl1963 (12/31/2006 4:01:06 AM): good.

ozzychrono (12/31/2006 4:01:48 AM):
ozzychrono (12/31/2006 4:01:50 AM): a/s/l?

nyteowl1963 (12/31/2006 4:01:54 AM): on/my/profile.

ozzychrono (12/31/2006 4:02:02 AM): how do I see your profile?

nyteowl1963 (12/31/2006 4:02:27 AM): right click my name in the room and click view profile.

ozzychrono (12/31/2006 4:03:07 AM): cool

nyteowl1963 (12/31/2006 4:03:10 AM): yeah

ozzychrono (12/31/2006 4:03:26 AM): u have a cam?

nyteowl1963 (12/31/2006 4:03:34 AM): yes

ozzychrono (12/31/2006 4:03:53 AM): can i see?

nyteowl1963 (12/31/2006 4:03:53 AM): see what?

smoothnhard thinks he's gotten lucky

nyteowl1963 (1/12/2007 1:20:23 AM): not yet.

smoothnhard29 (1/12/2007 1:20:32 AM): lucky me

nyteowl1963 (1/12/2007 1:20:50 AM): lucky you?

smoothnhard29 (1/12/2007 1:20:50 AM): or maybe lucky you
smoothnhard29 (1/12/2007 1:21:00 AM): asl ?

nyteowl1963 (1/12/2007 1:21:05 AM): profile.
nyteowl1963 (1/12/2007 1:22:47 AM): gee, I guess you weren't so lucky after all

I am either male or female. This I know.

nyteowl1963 (1/1/2007 4:35:11 AM): hi

sorathiya_ashish (1/1/2007 4:35:25 AM): how r u

nyteowl1963 (1/1/2007 4:35:33 AM): good. you?

sorathiya_ashish (1/1/2007 4:35:34 AM): asl plz

nyteowl1963 (1/1/2007 4:35:38 AM): on profile.

sorathiya_ashish (1/1/2007 4:35:40 AM): i also
sorathiya_ashish (1/1/2007 4:36:46 AM): not any information on your pro

nyteowl1963 (1/1/2007 4:36:55 AM): yes there is

sorathiya_ashish (1/1/2007 4:37:20 AM): not your there

nyteowl1963 (1/1/2007 4:37:29 AM): what?

sorathiya_ashish (1/1/2007 4:37:42 AM): u male or female

nyteowl1963 (1/1/2007 4:37:59 AM): yeah, I'm one of those.

Charming name.

nyteowl1963 (1/13/2007 1:33:01 AM): hello

ubloiswallow (1/13/2007 1:33:07 AM): how r ya?

nyteowl1963 (1/13/2007 1:33:13 AM): good.

ubloiswallow (1/13/2007 1:33:26 AM): great

nyteowl1963 (1/13/2007 1:33:39 AM): yeah....

ubloiswallow (1/13/2007 1:39:10 AM): hi

nyteowl1963 (1/13/2007 1:39:14 AM): hi

ubloiswallow (1/13/2007 1:39:29 AM): ?

nyteowl1963 (1/13/2007 1:39:45 AM): ? something on your mind? nyteowl1963 (1/13/2007 1:40:10 AM): ?

Knock Knock

Tuesday:

will_lickit_good (1/2/2007 11:21:30 PM): knock knock

nyteowl1963 (1/2/2007 11:21:17 PM): hello

will_lickit_good (1/2/2007 11:21:30 PM): hi

Thursday:

will_lickit_good (1/4/2007 2:24:45 AM): knock knock

nyteowl1963 (1/4/2007 2:25:00 AM): hello

will_lickit_good (1/4/2007 2:25:06 AM): hi

nyteowl1963 (1/4/2007 2:25:17 AM): didn't you do this the other night? Seriously, like TWO nights ago?

williemax

williemax: u bi?

nyteowl1963 (1/3/2007 12:14:23 AM): no
nyteowl1963 (1/3/2007 12:14:53 AM): but nice way to introduce yourself.

yun....just pressed my buttons.

nyteowl1963 (1/11/2007 1:34:14 AM): hi

yun_morello (1/11/2007 1:34:38 AM): how are u tonight?

nyteowl1963 (1/11/2007 1:34:43 AM): fine. you?

yun_morello (1/11/2007 1:34:50 AM): fine
yun_morello (1/11/2007 1:34:54 AM): asl...

nyteowl1963 (1/11/2007 1:34:58 AM): on profile.

yun_morello (1/11/2007 1:35:08 AM): do u have cam?

nyteowl1963 (1/11/2007 1:35:18 AM): yes

yun_morello (1/11/2007 1:35:28 AM): can iview it?

nyteowl1963 (1/11/2007 1:35:49 AM): I don't even know if you're male or female.

yun_morello (1/11/2007 1:35:59 AM): are u male?

nyteowl1963 (1/11/2007 1:36:37 AM): I don't fucking do asl. i told you it's on my profile. I checked yours and there's nothing there. but you want to sit there and fucking interview me.

Chance Encounters #2

"I SAID, what's your ASL?????"

Yeah, I may come off as harsh. But not ONE of these conversations did I initiate (look it up if you need to MySpacers--and let's face it, you probably WILL need to do just that). Besides, if someone's going to come on-line and act like a complete moron or asshole, I'm going to treat them as such. The names have been altered slightly to protect the annoying.

Doomed From The Start.

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 11:37:45 PM): hello

sweetdreams315 (10/27/2006 11:38:06 PM): how r u

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 11:38:17 PM): good. how r u?

sweetdreams315 (10/27/2006 11:38:27 PM): tried but will do lol
sweetdreams315 (10/27/2006 11:38:56 PM): so what u been doing

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 11:39:09 PM): just cruising around

sweetdreams315 (10/27/2006 11:39:30 PM): h\unting and looking lol

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 11:39:35 PM): ok

sweetdreams315 (10/27/2006 11:40:18 PM): so did u find aperently not lol or u wouldnt be on here

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 11:40:41 PM): I'm not looking for anything. I'm cruising around.

sweetdreams315 (10/27/2006 11:41:09 PM): cool

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 11:41:49 PM): yeah....

sweetdreams315 (10/27/2006 11:42:10 PM): so ur asl

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 11:42:21 PM): on my profile.

sweetdreams315 (10/27/2006 11:44:09 PM): okk so u marrie d

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 11:44:33 PM): yes

sweetdreams315 (10/27/2006 11:44:47 PM): ok

nyteowl1963 (10/27/2006 11:44:52PM): okay.

Just because you're on-line, it doesn't mean you're "looking" for anything or anyone. And "marrie d"?

Can't Open Profile

che2_jaz (11/3/2006 1:56:38 AM): asl pls

nyteowl1963 (11/3/2006 1:57:12 AM): on profile.

che2_jaz (11/3/2006 1:57:20 AM): ok
che2_jaz (11/3/2006 1:58:41 AM): cant open ur profile

nyteowl1963 (11/3/2006 2:00:12 AM): do....not.....buzz me.
nyteowl1963 (11/3/2006 2:00:51 AM): right click on my name in the room, and view profile. It's just that easy.

I hear that alot. I don't know what some people are clicking or whatever, but this isn't rocket science. And nothing annoys me more than that buzzing bullshit. To me, it's like someone snapping their fingers at me. And saying "please" with ASL doesn't make it any less annoying.

Sup? Horny?

post_guy06 (11/6/2006 1:55:04 AM): hey

nyteowl1963 (11/6/2006 1:55:08 AM): hi

post_guy06 (11/6/2006 1:55:15 AM): sup

nyteowl1963 (11/6/2006 1:55:30 AM): cruising through rooms.

post_guy06 (11/6/2006 1:55:45 AM): horny?

nyteowl1963 (11/6/2006 1:56:01 AM): how'd you get that from "cruising through the rooms"?

"Horny"? Unreal. If I was, HE wasn't the answer to that problem.

Starting Off With A Buzz.

nyteowl1963 (11/4/2006 3:14:10 AM): aside from that buzzing, I'm fine.

rammylab (11/4/2006 3:14:48 AM): m sorry 4 dat
rammylab (11/4/2006 3:15:06 AM): what r u up too

nyteowl1963 (11/4/2006 3:15:16 AM): nothing

rammylab (11/4/2006 3:15:25 AM): r u there
rammylab (11/4/2006 3:15:26 AM): ?

nyteowl1963 (11/4/2006 3:15:32 AM): uh, yes...

rammylab (11/4/2006 3:15:40 AM): do u care 2 chat
rammylab (11/4/2006 3:15:57 AM): wont u mind 2 share ur asl ?

nyteowl1963 (11/4/2006 3:16:05 AM): it's on my profile.

rammylab (11/4/2006 3:16:41 AM): say something

nyteowl1963 (11/4/2006 3:16:59 AM): what???? excuse me?
nyteowl1963 (11/4/2006 3:17:01 AM): I did.
nyteowl1963 (11/4/2006 3:17:09 AM): I said it's on my profile.

rammylab (11/4/2006 3:17:18 AM): k
rammylab (11/4/2006 3:17:26 AM): i will check itb rigt
rammylab (11/4/2006 3:20:01 AM): are u married

nyteowl1963 (11/4/2006 3:20:11 AM): yes, that's on my profile too.

That drives me insane. People say they'll check your profile, then don't, and then ask you for information that's....ON....THE....PROFILE.

Who's With You?

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:06:16 AM): hi

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:06:26 AM): how are you

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:06:32 AM): good. how are you?

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:06:46 AM): fine too.what are you doing right now

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:06:52 AM): cruising around.

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:07:24 AM): what you mean

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:07:40 AM): cruising around.
nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:07:45 AM): through the rooms.

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:07:54 AM): not busy

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:08:01 AM): no.....

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:08:41 AM): ok
rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:09:12 AM): im just bored

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:09:20 AM): okay....

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:09:23 AM): you

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:09:30 AM): yeah...same....

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:09:42 AM): well...
rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:13:01 AM): hello

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:13:10 AM): hello

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:13:26 AM): so whats up

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:13:31 AM): not much

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:13:52 AM): so were both bored

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:14:00 AM): uh, yeah, seems that way

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:14:56 AM): you have idea to release boredom

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:15:57 AM): beats me.

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:16:43 AM): so, you said your bored. does it mean youre looking for a female

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:17:18 AM): just surfing aaround.

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:18:05 AM): so you havent found yet

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:18:13 AM): uh....not yet?

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:19:32 AM): oohh
rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:19:44 AM): same here
rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:20:48 AM): where are you

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:21:12 AM): in the Georgia 18 room.

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:21:41 AM): i mean in home or internet cafe

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:21:55 AM): home

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:22:09 AM): alone

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:22:18 AM): why?

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:22:28 AM): just askin
rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:24:32 AM): hello

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:24:55 AM): hello?

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:25:44 AM): so are you alone

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:25:58 AM): no

rgf5720 (10/25/2006 3:26:12 AM): who's with you

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:26:31 AM): three cats and two mice.

Yeah, guys like THIS aren't creepy at all. And "what you mean"? Okay.....

I WANNA!

no11shre (10/28/2006 4:07:42 AM): ASL. I WANNA C UR CAM!

nyteowl1963 (10/28/2006 4:07:52 AM): my "asl" is on my profile.
nyteowl1963 (10/28/2006 4:09:40 AM): and I couldn't care less about what you want. and your caps key is just to the right, okay?

Oh, and shre? Fuck you. What an asshole.

What The....?

nyteowl1963 (10/29/2006 11:20:13 PM): fine. why are you buzzing me?

nene_jo01 (10/29/2006 11:20:26 PM): Ohh Yes

nyteowl1963 (10/29/2006 11:20:42 PM): what...????? don't buzz me

nene_jo01 (10/29/2006 11:20:58 PM): Okay am sorry

nyteowl1963 (10/29/2006 11:23:40 PM): can, I, you know, help you with something?

I. Hate. Being. Buzzed. By. Stangers.

Okie. Ha.

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:01:43 AM): hi

che_herby07 (10/25/2006 3:02:17 AM): asl pls

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:02:21 AM): on profile.

che_herby07 (10/25/2006 3:03:39 AM): 28 f phil

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:03:57 AM): cool.

che_herby07 (10/25/2006 3:04:33 AM): okie
che_herby07 (10/25/2006 3:04:36 AM): same here

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:04:48 AM): same here what? you married?

che_herby07 (10/25/2006 3:07:24 AM): nope
che_herby07 (10/25/2006 3:07:26 AM): single and looking

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:07:54 AM): married here...

che_herby07 (10/25/2006 3:08:37 AM): ha..
che_herby07 (10/25/2006 3:08:39 AM): okie

nyteowl1963 (10/25/2006 3:08:53 AM): I'm glad my marital status amuses you so much.

Uh, okay.....whatever then.... Enjoy whatever trip YOU'RE on, che.

I'm Not Being Understood.

blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:10:11 AM): hw re u doing today?

nyteowl1963 (10/31/2006 3:10:19 AM): good....you?

blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:10:38 AM): same here
blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:10:40 AM): asl pls
blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:10:40 AM): ?

nyteowl1963 (10/31/2006 3:10:46 AM): on profile

blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:11:19 AM): ok]
blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:11:29 AM): k
blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:13:23 AM): still there
blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:13:24 AM): ?

nyteowl1963 (10/31/2006 3:13:36 AM): uh, yeah

blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:14:08 AM): cam or pics?

nyteowl1963 (10/31/2006 3:14:28 AM): pic on profile.

blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:15:27 AM): I will do that right away

nyteowl1963 (10/31/2006 3:15:34 AM): ok

blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:16:04 AM): Telll abt urself

nyteowl1963 (10/31/2006 3:16:21 AM): you male, female....age....where from?

blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:16:34 AM): sa
blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:16:40 AM): 22/f

nyteowl1963 (10/31/2006 3:16:52 AM): cool.

blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:17:32 AM): u
blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:17:32 AM): ?

nyteowl1963 (10/31/2006 3:17:40 AM): me what?

blessing4e (10/31/2006 3:18:11 AM): I do not understand you hun?

nyteowl1963 (10/31/2006 3:18:27 AM): yeah, lots of people say that.

She left me some offline messages a few days later. Huh? She says she'll go look at my profile and then starts fucking interviewing me? What? Oh, sorry, "wat"????

He's "Curious". But about what?

nyteowl1963 (11/6/2006 1:32:17 AM): hello

curious_georgian200 (11/6/2006 1:32:57 AM): are yabusy ?

nyteowl1963 (11/6/2006 1:33:06 AM): no...

curious_georgian200 (11/6/2006 1:33:14 AM): age
curious_georgian200 (11/6/2006 1:33:17 AM): 46 here

nyteowl1963 (11/6/2006 1:33:28 AM): everything's on my profile.

curious_georgian200 (11/6/2006 1:34:00 AM): well ok i dont look at profiles
curious_georgian200 (11/6/2006 1:34:12 AM): sorry to have botheed you

nyteowl1963 (11/6/2006 1:34:16 AM): well ok, I don't do ASL. and you should be.

What? Do profiles have cooties? EWWWWWWW! I love how this clown says he is 46, but nothing else. Gee, wonder WHY? That "ok I don't do/look at profiles" reply says you're one of two things: lazy or stupid.

(originally posted 11.8.2006)